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nevver:

Bullshit, New Jersey 3rd in Survey of Cursing (larger)

eddplant:

theshoutingendoflife:

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

So like, we’re not going to mention how he underpaid the restaurant by $0.42? No-one’s gonna bring that up at all?

they probably took it out of her tips.

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

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iwantyourbutt:

shake what yo mamma gave ya

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teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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laughingsquid:

George Takei Responds to Teenage ‘Traditional’ Marriage Fans With Humorous Signs

danisnotonfire:

urltima:

Requested by kingpeej.

okay excuse me a minute whilst i curl up in a ball and cry uncontrollably.